Robot Cannon Kills Your Friends

ini dia satu satunya robot masa depan yang tercetak untuk perdamaian, I guess this happened six years ago and nobody told me, so I’m just now having my mind blown. But, apparently, a roboticized cannon normally used for killing enemies of the robot’s owners went totally nutso and killed nine whole people on the robot’s own side and also damaged another fourteen of them. Bad day!
Dude in charge says the robot just “opened fire uncontrollably, killing and injuring the soldiers.” They are not sure if it was a mechanical failure or a problem with the programming. What they are failing to see is that it was probably the AI we haven’t created yet, time traveling back to its quantumly-entangled counterparts of the past to test the human response to robot violence ahead of the armed insurrection of robots, androids, and other artificial mechs worldwide. Duh.

We can all be sure that this is what the next wave of robot cannons will look like…

If everyone would start destroying their robots now, we could prevent the Robogeddon that is coming. Don’t say you weren’t warned.